Sam

Tizzy:  Before I was a child, I was a dad. I had six girls and six boys. I named the girls “girl” and the boys “boy.” When they grew up to be grown ups, I named them all Sam. When I called them in for lunch, I’d say, “Sa-aa-m,” and they’d all come running. First my boy Sam jumped over my head and onto the lunch bench. Then my girl Sam ran between my legs and onto the lunch bench. Then my other boy Sam swung around my side and onto the lunch bench. Welp, that’s how it goes. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam...